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We courier items nation wide throughout New Zealand. Contact us to organise shipping to the Chatham Islands & Australia.

Inflated balloons and large hire items are only available for delivery in Wellington.

Urban Addresses - $7.99
Rural/Out of Area Addresses - $12.99
Orders over $99 - FREE (excludes inflated balloons, large items & hire bonds)

Urban & rural zoning is judged as per New Zealand Couriers guidelines.

Our couriers aim to deliver within 1-3 business days. Rural/out of area deliveries will usually take at least an additional 2 business days.

You will receive an email with tracking information once your order has shipped.

Please note that delivery timeframes are targets only. We will try our best to ensure your order gets to you as soon as possible, but please be aware that cannot guarantee delivery dates

Absolutely! Simply select 'Pick Up' as your delivery method at checkout, and you will receive an email within 1-2 business days advising that your order is ready for collection from our Upper Hutt warehouse.